I wasn't going to answer these until I saw the fabulous title...

I'll take therapist for $300

1. Link to your local news source:
The Boston Globe

2. Link to your favorite dessert:
<Delicious and Fattening

3. Link to a band that you despise:
Band what? All I see is despise.

4. Link us to a good book:
yes

5. Link to your favorite Muppet frog:
See Wynyard

Time for Greek.